I heard the DC has some good retirement advice. I would probably go like this.
Take all your money out of stocks/investments and go full liquid assets and invest in gold. Burry the gold you have just bought in your yard or some secluded place. This will be your bartering tool once doomsday hit.
Quit you day job and move to the country. Start growing crops and your own animals. Start a self sustaining life. Build an entire shed to fill with non-perishable food for doomsday. But protect this shelter with land mines.
Your next investment from the money you have liquidated from investments should be to build a bunker house to be used when economic collapse hits. Also invest in as many guns as you can find.
This should be your retirement plan. And to you, good luck.
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