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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh
West Virginia makes Florida look normal.
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ohhhhh yeah.......... I see your crazy and raise you Florida crazy
FloriDUH's Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad
By Barbara Hijek FloriDUH 1:39 p.m. EST, December 26, 2012
Floridians have been called every name.
Crazy. Crackers. Loco. Too stupid to vote correctly. Blue hairs. Rednecks. Carpetbaggers. Half-baked. In the sun too long.
They say we live in a Banana Republic.
Call us anything you'd like.
However, never ever call us sexually unadventurous.
Even our Governor.
Governor
Rick Scott gave out the state’s information hot line for a deadly
meningitis outbreak last October. It turned out to be a
hot hot hotline: Scott was one digit off, providing the state's citizen's an opportunity to hear the low purr of a woman’s voice offering to talk dirty. We often go where no man -- or woman -- goes, sexually speaking. Don't believe this?
Well, just consider FloriDUH 's Sexapalooza 2012 top picks of sex gone south.
Driving Florida's highways are never boring, despite the flat landscape and endless billboards. But, if your traveling with kids in the car, better take along a pair of blinders.
Talk about distracted drivers ...guess sexting and texting while driving are the least of our worries.
Folks in orgies really got into the swing of things in 2012. Too bad we don't have group holding cells just for them.
Floridians insist the best of everything, including sex. Or there could be a price to pay.
Some like it hot; but Floridians like it freaky.
A day at the beach sure isn't like it used to be.
Floridians can be animal lovers ... sometimes a little too much.
Some folks even legally fought for their right to love animals.
Sometimes our adventursome nature has impaired our better judgment.
Others just couldn't resist the lure of sex in a public place.
But, hey, when your homeless, your privacy options are limited.
Some Floridians don't need a date, they prefer going solo when in public:
With so much sex going on, apparently some folks think it's a service provided by local law enforcement officers.
- 911: Tampa man accused of requesting female deputies for sex; he got jail instead.
As usual, some folks got stung in in their pleasure pursuit.
Multiple lovers can lead to confusion.
- Port St. Lucie: Olive oil during sex rubbed woman the wrong
- Girlfriend asked her lover to get the olive oil from the kitchen to use as a "sexual lubricant" — and then also asked him if he had brought the PAM.
- Bad karma: Pam happened to be the name of his secret lover.
Sick of all the sex in the Sunshine State? Calm down, but please don't follow this dude's lead.
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