Originally Posted by Literature
Buried on page 132 was the regulation that Obamaphones are now IPhone5 and for an additional dollar, the welfare queens and her six babies can get an IPad3. They also get a free gas card for $100.
On page 72, we've invaded Botswana for their iron ores.
Page 113: Underwear ban on Fridays.
Page 39: All sodas must contain at least 25% broccoli by weight.