ATF: Those can be converted into real military-grade assault weapons
Business owner: No they can't...here's why.."xyz"
ATF: Yes they can, look how real they look! SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ORANGE TIPS!!!
Business owner: Ok, please send me the documentation as to why and how they can be converted into real military-grade assault weapons.
ATF: Uhhh....erp.....umm, we decline for comment. You must now file a petition through the Freedom of Information Act to get our response. Oh btw - **** your business and way of living, we're still taking your toy guns. You will now be put on a government watch list and meanwhile we're still going to ship drugs and guns across the Mexican border and into the hands of criminals and violent drug cartels because our Lord Obama tells us it's an issue of national security.
2013 Adopt-A-Chief: Eric Berry #29