Revenue neutral carbon tax. Its one thing economists of the left and right agree on. Put a modest tax on carbon and use the revenue to reduce taxes on whatever you want more of, payrolls, dividends, capital gains, marginal rates on high earners, etc. You don't even have to believe in climate change to see how this would be a pro-growth tax reform.
Homer: [looking at watch] Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold over there!
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.