I have a friend who was involved in a divorce with a real crazy broad. Somehow, she had him kicked out of the house He had before they were together during the pre-D.
How crazy is she? When he got back his house after the court date, the house was pretty trashed. That, and she had shit the washing machine full. You read that right, she didn't use the toilet, shit spent their separation, pooping the washing machine full and I think left a couple of cables in the dish washer too.
"Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver"