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They find themselves at a big disadvantage, unfortunately.
A football icon beast thing is supposed to be fierce and mean looking ... I think, anyhow. It's intended to intimidate the enemy team. Like unto the fearsome bear or the frightful viking or the dreadful seahawk or the infinitely horrifying redskin ... something like that.
The dolphin, however, is a very pleasant animal ... to humans, anyhow. They are badass against sharks sometimes, but mainly they are nice ... like Flipper was.
So, in order to make their animal more scary, they need to strap a bomb to it ... or razor blades ... or some sort of vile, man-made chemical in a spray container ... like PAM, maybe.
FAX
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