I watched my brother's Nile Moniter tear apart baby chickens piece by piece. Blood and feathers and squealing...
And he made his kids watch the feedings.
They are pretty ****ed up kids now.
So, yeah, go get a reptile.
I hear they are really cuddlely and cute and you can take them for walks and they'll do tricks for treats and all that fun shit.
With their first pick in the first round of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select: