I watched my brother's Nile Moniter tear apart baby chickens piece by piece. Blood and feathers and squealing...
And he made his kids watch the feedings.
They are pretty ****ed up kids now.
So, yeah, go get a reptile.
I hear they are really cuddlely and cute and you can take them for walks and they'll do tricks for treats and all that fun shit.
Dammit. I just stepped in the Chief's 2014 Draft.