Thread: Other Sports Off Season Lets Talk Guns
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:47 PM   #3343
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole View Post
Also discovered that there's not a ****ing .22LR round to be had in this town. WTF?
I was hunting around today for some extra and even went in to rub elbows with the window lickers at Walmart, nothing. I did manage to run down 10 boxes at two different stores and picked them up. I also still have a few bricks left over from the pre ammo run.

I miss the times when trying to find ammo wasn't like going on a ****ing treasure hunt.

Oh and......

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

- And here we go...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one... you'll probably never need one again.

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