I hardly ever get sick. It's been going around here and everyone is getting nailed with it. So far, so good for me. As usual. Twice I've paid for a flu shot and both times I instaneously got sick with the flu for a week. I literally paid for the right. My body didn't fight off the live stream they injected and it got me sick as ****. No thanks. Never again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a ****ing idiot. Fool me thrice, I'm a masochist. No thanks.
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.