Originally Posted by manchambo
This is kind of disgusting, but at least you managed to sort of hide the fact you're an absolute pillowbiter by talking about heterosexual sex. You still kind of gave yourself away though, because even when you're pretending to know something about men and women having sex you still only know how to talk about butt sex.
eh, just because your wife likes a little bit of ass-play doesn't mean that I'm gay. just means that she's a kinky bitch. you'd know that if she wasn't so ****ing busy polishing my knob. she'll be home in a bit, brah.