Originally Posted by Ebolapox
eh, just because your wife likes a little bit of ass-play doesn't mean that I'm gay. just means that she's a kinky bitch. you'd know that if she wasn't so ****ing busy polishing my knob. she'll be home in a bit, brah.
It's just so obvious. You can't help yourself. You can't reference an actual vagina. Just acts homsecxuals perform. You should really just stop trying to hide it. You'll be much happier.