Most weeks I'm not a Monday guy, but tomorrow is going to be sweet. There is a donk fan at work that I had a little bet with and the guy is a real tool. He was running his pie hole nonstop about how the donks were going to win the Super Bowl last week, so I took the opportunity
to goad him into a bet.
He wanted to bet me $50 that the donks would win the bowl and I told him that if I was going to bet with him, he would have to put on his big boy pants and make it a real bet. I explained to him that $50 bets were for grade school boys, not to waste my time and if we were going to do this, he needed to step up and bet like a man, it worked.
We ended up making the bet for $250.00. He sent me a text after the game crying about the refs, but also said that he would have my money in hand at the start of business Monday.