Originally Posted by teedubya
Damn gravity kills about 35,000 people a year here in the US. I hope Obama passes an EO banning gravity, so people will stop falling and shit.
You think Gravity is bad....Do you know how many people die of hypothermia or heat related illness?
Good God Man! We must ban cold and hot weather NOW!
For the Love of God, Do you know how many people drown each year by Assault Water?