01-16-2013, 10:53 AM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Originally Posted by Strongside
Dude baby Jesus was a badass. The son of God. Sent from the heavens to do cool shit like turn water into wine, raise the dead, make blind men see, walk on water, and ultimately, create a massive religion full of weirdos, bigots, and the Westboro Baptist Church.
Baby Jesus would kick a dude's ass.
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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