Originally Posted by Phobia
I once had a FB friend who used to lament how women hated him and he could never find any girl who would give him the time of day. Suddenly he was in a relationship with a 9.8 who had just joined facebook. They would post all kinds of lovebird shit to one another all day long and she would populate her timeline with sexy pictures of herself but never one with him. After a couple of days of this, I accused him of fabricating her. He immediately defriended me and has never spoken to me again. I don't know if they're still "together" or not.
SHE'S REAL I SWEAR
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.