Originally Posted by Mr. Laz
not that easy ... Brendan start getting grief of not having dates/GF's in 7th grade.
If you don't have a girl for long enough the people around you will start wondering if you're gay.
"a beard" was invented for a reason
Now a 'dead beard' is something new, but hey ....
Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.
Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.