Originally Posted by siberian khatru
Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.
Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.
True ... why could he just use the I'm staying a virgin until i'm married for religious reasons. It would fit right in at Notre Dame and then he could just occasionally go out with a "friend" that's a girl and not worry about it.
Maybe the girls still insisted on kissing him and all that ewwwwy stuff.
I don't know ... maybe he's not gay and just enjoyed all the attention and sympathy he got.