Are the troglodyte Iggles fans banned now? Jesus Titty****ing Christ, reading their inane arguments was rage-inducing. I haven't the first clue whether Mr. Ephius thought Reid was an incredible coach, or the worst thing since spilling Franzia Chianti on his velour sweats.. Argue that he's just here to bash Reid? "LOL, this is like talking to a brick wall! Didn't you see my hinted implication that he's the best coach in Eagles history?" Defend Reid, and it's "Okay, brah, just wait until you lose every game ever".
Christ, I wish these mouthbreathers would take the SEPTA Express directly into the Schuylkill (that's location-based humor at it's finest; I'll be here all week.)
Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.