Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha!
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Sept. 22, 2012: Kekua's funeral takes place in Carson, Calif. (The Associated Press puts it in "Carson City, Calif.," which does not exist.)
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Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! A drowning would have been more plausible than a car wreck followed by leukemia.
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Te'o skips the funeral, saying Kekua had insisted that he not miss a game (Los Angeles Times). Her casket is closed at 9 a.m. Pacific time, according to Te'o.
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I don't know many funerals held ten days after death that conveniently coincides on game day so her beloved boyfriend cannot attend.
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That night, Notre Dame beats Michigan, 13-6, to go to 4-0, the school's best start in a decade. Te'o intercepts two passes. After the game, he says of Lennay: "All she wanted was some white roses. So I sent her roses and sent her two picks along with that."
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Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! The imaginary white roses!
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Head coach Brian Kelly awards the game ball to Lennay Kekua, handing it to Te'o to "take back to Hawaii."
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Ahahhahhahahhahhahahahahaha! The head coach awards the game ball to the imaginary girlfriend - They don't send flowers?
I read the entire convoluted story: Would the best player on Notre Dame football team have an online-only relationship?
Te'ogate should push Oprah and Armstrong below the fold.