I would enjoy having my rep reset to 0.
I would also enjoy having my registration date changed to Nov. 2002, which is my real registration date.
You are a gracious and noble moderator and I humbly offer my sincere apologies for past abuses of the reputation system and Chiefsplanet in general.
Alex Smith's current 9.8 YPC is one of the lowest marks in the NFL over the last 10 seasons. Only a few QBs have been worse:
Ryan Mallett (9.8), Derek Carr (9.4), Christian Ponder (9.8), Brady Quinn (9.8), Ryan Fitzpatrick (8.6), Brodie Croyle (9.7), Charlie Frye (9.7), Bruce Gradkowski (9.4), David Carr (9.2)