Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma
What if you used the experience to reach out to families with sons and daughters who shit themselves at work to gain publicity, and donations were made in your name to "Support Office Shitters of America", a research and support group to help those affected by unexpected office shitting. But then someone in your office comes to find out that your shit was just a small shart, and your boss covered it up because your business was getting publicity and enhancing it's brand because of the altruistic shitting employee?
Riddle me that!
you sure blew a hole in my shitty theory!