Originally Posted by Dartgod
How did he manage to crack the crab legs without opposable thumbs?
He needed a little help with that part of it.
As an aside, it's really hard to crack crab legs open if you don't have those little crab pliers at home. I had to use some kitchen shears, and actually ended up bleeding pretty good from a hit by some ricocheting crab armor. There's no way a person could win a mixed martial arts fight with a king crab.
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.