It's 60 outside, but will only be about 30 on the holiday Monday coming up. Mother Nature: YOU grind my gears. Sure, I could be thankful that it's unusually warm today, but why find a silver lining when I can find a reason to bitch instead?
Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.