Dude is gay. All of a sudden he is in the running for the Heisman. Dude says: Oh shit they are gonna find out I am gay unless i produce a girlfriend. Dude makes up girlfriend and says they chat online nightly, says he touched her hand once. Then says she died of Leukemia the same day that his Grandma died. He was hoping this surreal story would up his Heisman chances. Dude is still gay and didnt win the heisman. Dude wants to touch the Heisman trophy winners hand. Now national media has found out girlfriend never existed. Dude says: oh shit! Dude still wants to touch Heisman trophy winners hand. Dude is still gay! NTTIAWT
Last edited by Scorp; 01-19-2013 at 03:12 PM..