--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort
You used to call me on my O=S=O