Originally Posted by Radar Chief
Where are these reports? Iíve been hoping someone would post them.
Don't know about full reports, but here is the police press report on which weapons were found in the building:
Homer: [looking at watch] Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold over there!
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.