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Originally Posted by SNR
Miss America Pageants are going to be reformed. They're including an extra round now-- the Sorterwear round. Each contestant puts on her Sorter costume and talks about the Wide 9 while beating a n00b off with a crowbar. Points are awarded for style, quality of the answers, elegance of form, and accuracy/beauty/presentation of the Sorter costume.
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I mean, I guess I could support this. I want royalties though.