Rand Paul is not getting anywhere near the presidency. Not with that goofy rug on his head that's he tying to pass off as hair. The nation simply will not allow it.
What's with that thing? Is that a tribute to our wig-wearing Founding Fathers?
All I'm saying is that if he gives a speech to the NRA, he's taking a big risk that someone is going to mistake that thing for a squirrel and take a shot at it.