Originally Posted by the Talking Can
we pay one ****ing bum after another, but we won't pay someone who is literally the best at his position?
pick up an ax, drive to Cassel's house, kill him....get back in your car, drive to Jackson's house and repeat....then call Colquitt's agent
Yeah, except the guys we've paid (Hali, Charles, DJ) aren't exactly what I consider bums. I think they're kinda more valuable than a punter.
Also, Colquitt is not 'literally' the best at his position. He's not even the best in the division. He's a good punter but even a massive downgrade would barely be noticed if you put a decent offense on the field. All punters do is turn the ball over. That's it. The best punter is the one you never use.