Originally Posted by A Salt Weapon
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
Neat. You can cut and paste. You're a nut.