Feinstein's so freaking old, she was around when Johnny Carson still ran the Tonite Show. He made a joke back then about dreaming about a bunch of California seals on the beach who all kept barking that she had to become Senator. Carson said he woke up and said 'You picked a Feinstein to lead me, you seals!'
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