Originally Posted by Bowser
Yeah, sounds like Representatives Thorpe, Borrelli, Seel, Shope, Smith: Dial, Livingston, and Senator Crandell thought this dumb shit up after having themselves a hell of a tequilla and stripper party one night.
"You know what's wrong with these ****ing kids these days? No discipline! Goddmaned little whiny ****s! Not like the lot of us, that all served in the military!"
*resounding chorus of YEAH'S fill the room*
"**** this shit, y'all! WE make the rules here! Let's make these little emo bitches recite an oath to the country when they future failures all graduate!"
*thunderous **** YES'S fill the titty bar*
"LET'S DO THIS SHIT, BY GO......Hold on, Mercedes! Save that for the Champagne room, girl! Damn!"
I saw a link to this and thought, "No way. It has to be fake. That has got to be some of the most retarded shit I have ever heard of. They can't be that ****ing stupid." I haven't found anything disputing it yet though.