Somehow a facepalm doesn't even seem sufficient.
Everything we do is just underwhelming. We gave Randy Choate 3 years when Mike Gonzalez could've been had for cheaper and without a 3 year commitment. We gave Wigginton $6 million over 2 only to see the Cubs get Hairston, a far better hitter against lefties AND a capable defender for $7 million over 2.
Now we go after this yutz as our 'competition' and insurance in case of Furcal's back injury.
Moe's plan appears to be praying that all the pitchers that Luhnow drafted for him come through in spades.
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.