I really haven't been digging this season, but holy shit Frank and Carl last night:
I have lice, too?
Yes. Yes you do.
Fiona's going to freak out.
Nooo. Fiona is not going to freak out. Because Fiona is not going to know. You're a man now, Carl. The cancer makes you a man. And as a man it's your job to keep secrets from the women who love you.