We could create a rule (perhaps a slightly crappy one) where whoever gets the Chiefs that year only gets to draft for one team.
That doesn't help Hamas get to a 2nd team, but it's a start. We could also say that if the team with the #1 overall only gets to draft for 1 team, because clearly Dorsey and Reid are about to ensure we never draft at #1 overall again...
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.
2013 Adopt-A-Chief: AJ Jenkins, WR #13