A minor bit of real news today.
The university of Virginia has cancelled a game against Penn State, and will play Oregon instead. That game was supposed to be played this September.
That is extremely late notice for a BCS-level opponent, and very unusual. It makes more sense though if you believe (as long rumored) that the Big 10 is targetting UVA.
how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
none they just sit in the dark and cry