Originally Posted by Fishpicker
love this show. Karl cracks me up
That 'bungee' jumping those dudes were doing on Vanuatu was ****ing insane.
As opposed to rigorously engineered setups we see in modern places that slow your descent gradually, they were jumping off a 10 story frame of tree branches with vines tied their ankles and getting jerked to a stop like inches from the ground, like a dog who sprints to the end of his leash.
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.