[GloryDayz]

This dick-head pastor took a gamble and struck gold! He's getting lots of publicity and has plenty of bullshit material to fill boring Sundays with for months to come. He's a regular Lindsay ****ing Lohan!!!We can only hope his flock is smart enough to see the evil in the man doing the preaching, but they stay around just long enough to drop a note in the tray that says, "I tip at 28%, 10% above what you were asked, so there no 10% left for you. I'll donate time to a worthy cause to make up for the lack of cash I'm sticking in your greedy suit-wear ass's pockets. **** off asshole. God hates you by the way!!"

Then they find somewhere else to go on Sundays... Sleeping in might be a good choice too if this is the clown they were seeing flap his gums!!