I haven't paid a lot of attention. How did Piers Morgan make his way from getting fired from 'Britians Dance Like Assholes,' to getting fired from 'Americans Dance Like Assholes,' to being the moral voice for our nation?
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.