Originally Posted by Mr. Pink
What does my lower back tattoo have to do with me not knowing how to use a microwave?
I posted a while back that if you have a lower back tattoo, the phosphorus in the ink can interact with the microwave signals to ignite a phosphorus fire in your back.
Please spread word about this to everyone you know. I don't have children, so I want this and 'disigerent' to be my legacy.