If I die (and I say if because I'm planning on immortality), then I hope someone puts up a poll asking how it happened, and populating it a bunch of really cool responses like, "Killed by falling moai on Easter Island".
Welcome to NFL Sunday! At 11:00 see Peyton Manning flip off the top rope and clothesline Clay Matthews! At 2:00 Drew Brees will hit Terrell Suggs with a chair! Buy your Andrew Luck jersey and let's get reeeeeady to rummmmmble!