Originally Posted by La literatura
Oh, I'm glad to help you sort out the confusion. See, I'm a law student, which is different than an actual lawyer who you work for. The actual lawyers who pay for your unproductive ass have actually graduated from law school and passed the bar, which I haven't had the opportunity to do yet.
Sorry, I guess you're just a pre-snot-nosed puppy lawyer, assuming your stupid ass ever makes it that far.
Next time I'm driving through Iowa I'll look for you behind the counter while I'm getting gas.