Did you hold up your hands in front of him and say, "Shannon, these chubby little digits brought the Chiefs front office to their knees. I have more twitter followers than Oprah and understand social media like you understand mushmouth. Do not **** with me."
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken