I want Eric Winston to look into a camera and say "I am wrong...I was a dumb human being and frankly my mom should have stuffed me in a trashcan after birth...but because she was passed out drunk at the time she gave birth to me in that brothel...I was able to live. By the grace of God I was raised by other whores who where able to stop sucking dick for 5 seconds to feed me so I grew up to be a strong boy. Other than being kicked in the head by a Mule at 16 I have lived a charmed life. Once I got to the nfl I forgot what it was like to work for a living. So now I owe you fans of Kansas City a apology. For my sins I will now donate all my money to the Wendall Anchutz awareness fund. Thank you for your time.
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