Originally Posted by Bump
I think it's gay that we have madonna, beyonce for football. But ya, she's sexy as shit. But it's obvious this is their way to try and pick up the gay crowd and younger women who normally wouldn't give a shit about football. Now they have the women and gays picked up, next the NFL will target 13 yr old girls and the 2014 halftime show will be One Direction.
What was hilarious was at our party there was a 8-yo boy who was just TRANSFIXED with her. The adults were watching him and he couldn't take his eyes off her dancing, it was clear heterosexual awakening in the making but, so adorably so. He sat on the ottoman, eyes as big as saucers, unblinking throughout.
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.