Originally Posted by Bump
I think it's gay that we have madonna, beyonce for football. But ya, she's sexy as shit. But it's obvious this is their way to try and pick up the gay crowd and younger women who normally wouldn't give a shit about football. Now they have the women and gays picked up, next the NFL will target 13 yr old girls and the 2014 halftime show will be One Direction.
What was hilarious was at our party there was a 8-yo boy who was just TRANSFIXED with her. The adults were watching him and he couldn't take his eyes off her dancing, it was clear heterosexual awakening in the making but, so adorably so. He sat on the ottoman, eyes as big as saucers, unblinking throughout.
All Redd [Foxx] did all day was coke, grass and ****. . .
So our first network taping, name in big letters right on the set, Redd doesn't arrive at curtain call.
I go back to his dressing room, all I see is the girl doing his hair is sitting on him.
So I see her body, her dress, and his legs.
I say, Redd, don't you know we're on camera?
Redd sticks his head up from between the hairdresser's legs and asks indignantly. . .
"Can't a man relax?"
- Bob Einstein