Rumors are that the Cards have scheduled a 1:30 press conference to announce that Carpenter is retiring.
I guess you defer to the guy that just decided he didn't have the drive to answer the bell when pitchers and catchers report, but shit man - you couldn't have told us this several months ago? That might've been handy information to have, no?
Well that frees up some payroll, I guess. Too bad there's nobody left to sign.
Time to make a FA push for Michael Bourn and get to work on trading Holliday+ for Andrus.
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall.