Originally Posted by Rausch
1) If you are drunk you WILL smell like booze. Open the sun roof/moon roof (why is there a difference?) and keep the windows only cracked enough to pass your information.
2) Keep the vents on to blow clean air in.
3) Avoid getting pulled over. Most of the FST's or DRE training the cops get only requires you to speak or perform (or not perform) the most basic of functions.
4) DO NOT take the most direct route home. The shorter the distance you give someone to evaluate your performance the smaller the sample size. Make turns. Often. Stop often. Turn again.
If you're drunk and on the highway someone will spot you. It's inevitable.
5)Any time it's even a question a cab call is always less expensive than a fine...
There is are services up here for $20 they drive you and car home. They have their cards in every bar up here.