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Old 02-07-2013, 11:04 PM   #857
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I honestly would enjoy watching reincarnated members of the Einsatzgruppen perform Seppukakke on Mike Alden's entire family in the middle of Mizzou Arena during Midnight Madness.

This isn't even ***** selecting Tyson Jackson. This would be like if ***** selected Jeff Lageman in the draft, only if he selected the 2011 version of Jeff Lageman in the 2011 ****ing draft after having traded our entire draft to move up to take a brokedick Lageman.

I would honestly like to hook a grease gun up to Alden's asshole and fill him up with a hundred pounds of napalm and aluminum powder, and then jam a ****ing road flare down his gullet.
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If I had nothing to my name other than a Stradivarius violin worth a million dollars and I had $800k in debt, if I saw Mike Alden down in the district, I'd break that ****ing violin over his head like the Honky Tonk Man lighting up Jake The Snake Roberts.
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"I want to feel sorry for mizzou fans..but then as someone who covers Miami and who has had to deal with Frank Haith the past 7 years...this is about as thrilling as Randy Shannon getting fired...we don't have to buy this #### out...no one here will miss Haith...he is not pleasant to deal with. He is curt and rude with media. He thinks he is such a great coach when the reality is his teams have underachieved for four years. He is awful with x's and o's. The canes have not run an offense in years. They have the premier big man in the conference yet he never gets the ball. They play awful defense. Mizzou...welcome to the land of shooting 30 threes a game and having no post presence and watching your big men do nothing. And then wondering out loud to media why his team doesn't shoot free throws. When you shoot 50-60 jumpers a game that is what happens. If we don't get frank Martin down here it would suck but just about anyone would be better than Haith...mizzou..welcome to our nightmare."
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At this point I'm inclined to wonder what is the ****ing point of following sports? How is this not just an exercise in masochism? I enjoy misery, but it's not my life's blood. Following these events just seems to be an exercise in the Pantheon of Dumbassery. You waste time, money, and countless emotional energy for a bunch of ****s that do nothing but piss on you.

It's like paying money to have someone curb stomp your child.
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When was the last time that a hire was universally panned like this? Haith has been trending on Twitter for like 11 hours now, and apart from Tiller and English there hasn't been a single positive word, from anyone, anywhere in the country, about this hire.
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