‘Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!’ Bumper Stickers Hit eBay
LAIST by Emma G. Gallegos
If you’re ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay.
There you’ll find a bumper sticker that reads “Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT DORNER!!” Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man. In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There’s a window decal, too. (h/t Reddit)
There’s also a T-shirt just in case the problem isn’t that you have a truck like Dorner’s, but that you happen to have the same skin color as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.
"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father ... And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."
"If the people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson